Fairy Tale
Why to watch: Lost in the continuing controversy surrounding Stormy Daniels is the fact that she is a terrific porn performer! Fairy Tale is an unusually sweet and entertaining fantasy that allows her to show her talents both in and out of the bedroom. She plays one half of a happy couple that moves into a new house somewhere on the West Coast. All seems blissful at first — the duo even christens the new bed before they’ve managed to put the sheets on it — but strange events soon begin to happen. A mischievous fairy, played with impish charm by Kaylani Lei, lives in the back yard and has become attracted to Stormy’s husband (Eric Masterson). In one particularly bizarre scene, the pint-sized Lei sneaks into Masterson’s bedroom and gives him a handjob. (She achieves this by hugging the shaft of his penis like a normal-sized person would a medium-sized tree trunk. In the end, she is quite literally drenched in cum!) Surreal scenes aside, the highlights of the movie include Stormy’s lesbian tryst with a sexy neighbor (Janet Mason) and her opening romp with Eric. The final segment features the bonus of Daniels, dressed in full fairy costume, chasing Kaylani around the yard with a large leaf rake!
Pure Vol. 6
Why to watch: They’re simultaneously pure as the driven snow and as dirty as a Pittsburgh pothole after the spring thaw. That’s the delightful paradox of the four stars of Pure Vol. 6, who seem so sweet and innocent in the interview portions of their scenes, but don’t hold back when it comes to filthy fantasies fulfilled! Piper Perri, under five feet tall and sporting a mouthful of braces, kicks things off in grand style, taking her big-dicked co-star in the mouth before getting pounded on her back, in reverse cowgirl, and from behind. Amara Romani and Cristi Ann are in line for similar treatment, but it’s Sydney Cole who steals the show in the final scene. Like Perri, she’s small in size but absolutely insatiable in her sexual appetites!
Blindsided
Why to watch: A breakup is always painful, regardless of the circumstances. It’s particularly difficult when it’s a split with the only man you’ve ever loved. That’s the predicament Christiana Cinn finds herself in the opening of Blindsided. After one last bedroom romp, her husband reveals that he’s in love with another woman and wants a divorce. Cinn, who doesn’t even have a job of her own and has been with her husband since high school, is shocked and heartbroken. Thanks to a well-connected friend, she is able to find a job working for the powerful and passionate Carter Cruise. The two develop an unexpected chemistry, and Cinn finds herself chased by unusual lustful urges for her new boss! The movie also detours into the sex lives of Christiana’s friends, all of whom have sex drives that seem to know no bounds in a series of boy/girl scenes. The movie is capped by a stellar lesbian segment between Carter and Christiana, captured in a picturesque poolside milieu.
Shorty’s Mac’in Your Daughter 3
Why to watch: A word of advice — if you have a beautiful daughter, hustle her into the next room when Shorty Mac drops by, because he’ll charm her into starring in a porn movie before a person can say “I’d tear that pussy up.” (That’s the quotation you’ll find on the cover in the thought balloon above Shorty’s head. That pretty much sums it up!) Mac himself is an entertaining character whose diminutive stature (5’4″) and ridiculously thick endowment (think two Coke cans stacked on top of each other) give shape to much of the action in his movies. Scene one finds Vanessa Vexx somehow managing to give Shorty a blowjob (her mouth is filled to full capacity!) before taking every inch of him in a pounding from behind. Scene two, meanwhile, opens with a humorous exchange about stage acting, including an impromptu recitation of Shakespeare by Shorty himself, followed by a hookup with Marley Mason. Mac tackles girls of several different looks in the remaining scenes, ranging from the slim, small-breasted Brooke Cherry in part three to the busty BBW April McKenzie in part four. The movie doesn’t really accent the “daughter” theme as much as the title suggests, but Shorty’s personality provides more than enough juice to sustain the entirety of the generous running time.
Also new this week: The Riders, I Share My Boyfriend, and Lesbian Hospital Affairs