Operation: Desert Stormy
Why to watch: The word “epic” doesn’t usually apply to your average porn movie, but it fits Operation: Desert Stormy in every sense. For starters, the plot is ambitiously elaborate. Written in the mold of a ’90s action thriller that might star Arnold Schwarzenegger, the movie finds a husband-and-wife team fighting to quash a Middle Eastern warlord’s scheme for world domination. (Yes, Desert Stormy definitely comes from porn’s big-budget era, if you couldn’t already tell.) The cast is also epic, starting with title star and director Stormy Daniels in what is undoubtedly one of her most iconic and best-remembered roles. Even the non-sex roles feature familiar faces, including the legendary Ron Jeremy as the central Saddam Hussein-inspired villain. (Strangely, with his famous pornstar mustache, Jeremy does somewhat resemble Hussein.) A must-watch for any porn aficionado!
Beautiful Tits Vol. 4
Why to watch: We have to wonder how any series entitled Beautiful Tits could take four volumes to get around to featuring Angela White, but let’s not quibble over details! The boobs in this film are so big and so vividly photographed that you’ll swear they’re almost jumping off the screen and right into your face. ArchAngel’s movies call to mind the style of the Elegant Angel studio in its prime . . . and that’s a very good thing! Angela White and Kendra Lust bring their usual passion and energy to their scenes, but don’t gloss over Britney Amber and Cali Carter. Amber, an eight-year porn veteran by the time this movie was filmed, is one of those rare stars who seems to have gotten even more gorgeous as the years have passed, and all her most impressive assets are on full display here. Carter also makes a memorable impression in her scene, showing that newbies can win your attention just as surely as the old pros can.
Pussies In Pantyhose
Why to watch: In porn, there’s a fetish and niche for everyone. It doesn’t matter how specific your preference is — there is almost undoubtedly an adult scene that explores it in detail. Anyone who loves sex where pantyhose-clad legs are spread akimbo will want to put this 2013 effort from New Sensations at the top of their list. As you watch leggy stars like Giselle Mari, Brianna Brooks and more stretch the fabric over their elegant bodies, you’ll think you’ve slipped into their boudoir for an intimate one-on-one round of fetish fun. In the final scene (featuring cover girl Brooklyn Chase), the closing seconds include lingering shots of Mr. Pete‘s cumshot soaking into Brooklyn’s pantyhose, a perfectly sensual culmination for this excellent lingerie-themed movie.
Jingle Balls
Why to watch: Christmas is almost upon us, which means you’ve probably got Home Alone, A Christmas Carol or National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation on your list of holiday entertainment. Once the relatives depart and you’re home alone, so to speak, we suggest putting away the family fare and checking out Jingle Balls! The movie’s framing device finds a woman leafing through a book of naughty stories, which forms the basis of the sequences that follow. Scene one features some scintillating light BDSM where bondage masks and gear are (partially) replaced by Santa hats and tinsel. Scene two and four spotlight threesomes, while scene three features a visit from a sexy Christmas spirit far more hospitable than any that Ebenezer Scrooge encountered. It’s like a glass of eggnog spiked with a generous dose of XXX!
Also new this week: Adventures With The Baumgartners, All Access Carter Cruise, Beauty And The Beast XXX: An Erotic Fairy Tale, Family Lies, Interracial Family Affair No. 3, Nymphomaniac: Stella Cox, Sex, Love And A Good Screw and Sexxxploitation: Dani Daniels.