The Archangels Vol. 2
Why to watch: “Big black cock is gonna stretch out that tight little hole,” purrs Cali Carter near the beginning of her scene, rubbing her body longingly as she does so. (Prince Yahshua can’t be far behind!) Her statement could have been the title of the movie, since it perfectly sums up all the action presented in this showstopping sequel. ArchAngels is a much classier name, though, and still fits the movie quite well, thanks to MimeFreak‘s usual directorial flair. In addition to Carter, Nina Elle, Kendra Lust, and Mandy Muse also join in on the interracial fun, making for a powerful star combo that comes close to matching the marquee value of the original ArchAngels movie’s cast.
Asian Nuru Massage
Why to watch: An authentic Nuru massage entails getting rubbed down in an “odorless and tasteless massage lotion,” but never fear — the cast of Asian Nuru Massage provides all the flavor you need! Fans of wet sex will find plenty to enjoy here, from the sensual showers that open each scene to the sticky gel-covered couplings that follow. Kaylani Lei is in fine form in scene three, demonstrating once again that she’s been able to branch out in interesting ways since the end of her Wicked contract days. (Tommy Pistol‘s humorously nervous reaction to Kaylani’s arrival adds a few welcome notes of humor to the proceedings.) Cindy Starfall, always a star happy to embrace her self-professed “slutty” side, steals the show in the final scene. Paired with Seth Gamble, she doubles down on the inherent sloppiness of the scenario with fervor, even drizzling and blowing bubbles with Gamble’s cumshot at the scene’s end.
OMG…It’s Dirty Dancing: XXX Parody
Why to watch: Confession: we’ve never even seen the original Dirty Dancing from beginning to end. “Nobody puts baby in a corner,” Patrick Swayze, iconic dance scenes, right? Regardless, knowledge of the 1987 original is strictly optional to enjoy this 2013 parody version from director Jordan Septo. Ryan Driller and Dani Daniels, two pornstars with Hollywood-worthy good looks if there ever were any, assume the roles made famous by Patrick Swayze and Jennifer Grey. Coming about an hour into the movie, their sex scene takes center stage, of course, but it’s not the only highlight. Dancing has an interesting cross-generational feel to it, too, thanks to the presence of older stars Evan Stone and Alexa Styles, who share a memorable tryst. (And no, the movie doesn’t skimp on dancing scenes, either, even if it is understandably more concerned with the passion that commences once the music ends.)
My Busty Slut
Why to watch: Alison Tyler is either an F-cup or a DDD, depending on the resource you consult, but her chest is hypnotic no matter the letter of the alphabet! The statuesque Tyler is the main draw here, demanding your attention from the very first moment she appears on screen just a second or two into My Busty Slut. With her tall stature and eye-popping bustline, she fills up the screen in every sense. The “G” in Brooklyn Chase‘s 32G measurements may well stand for “gusto,” something she shows in abundance in her scene two pairing with the affable Ryan Mclane. Scene three finds a very vocal Nicole Aniston peppering every act with a chorus of yesses and “Oh my fucking God, it feels so good” exhortations, making the scene the go-to choice for a dirty-talk enthusiast. Sarah Vandella caps off the movie with some blowjob action so enthusiastic that you’ll almost think she’s trying to swallow her co-star whole.
Also new this week: Brother Sister Rubdown, Deflower Me Daddy, and Young Harlots: Best of Porn.