Mama’s Boy
Why to watch: You may have noticed that the image on the box cover looks more like a youngster feeding at his mother’s breast than it does a man pleasuring his lover. That’s not a coincidence! Penthouse‘s latest MILF adventure plays on the familiar themes of the genre but gives them a few new wrinkles and kinks. Scene one finds Jim Sloan lying back on a yoga mat and fantasizing about an older woman, Chanel Preston (whose curves have seldom looked better). Sloan’s cherubic features and convincing performance as a curious but inexperienced lover make it an odd but memorable scene. Unsurprisingly, breast play recurs throughout the remainder of the movie, including another stellar effort from vet Katie Morgan. Fans of MILF and boob action will find plenty to enjoy here!
Massage Creep #9
Why to watch: The series may be called Massage Creep, but it does not play up the angle of a sleazy male massage therapist taking advantage of his situation. In fact, the general vibe between the masseurs and female clients in this movie is more akin to that of high-class male escorts and their patrons. When these ladies call up masseurs for house-call massage sessions, the gleam in their eye indicates they’re definitely craving far more than just a rubdown! The strapping gents that arrive are more than happy to oblige. The massage portions of each scene are just as appealing as the hardcore sex, since they furnish a long, sensual buildup by lingering on every perfect curve. Lisa Ann (appearing in the final year or so before her second temporary retirement) steals the show . . . doesn’t she always?
How to Train Your Wife
Why to watch: Whether your wife has a lingering bad habit or simply needs to go to finishing school, Pascal is the man for the job. He can hypnotize a woman whose free-spending ways are leading her to financial ruin, instruct another on how to be a good host for a trio of Japanese businessmen, and much, much more. “Pascal” in this case is Pascal White, a Belgian performer who demonstrates his versatility and sense of humor in every scene of this zany movie from Britain’s Television X. It’ll come as little surprise that a huge part of his therapy involves sex, in every position and iteration. (The movie retains its goofy humor even in the smallest moments. For instance, the camera lingers slightly on Pascal’s wink at a moment when one of his trainees declares that she loves beauty treatments and “facials.”) The best scene is probably the opener, where Amica Bentley‘s feisty demeanor matches Pascal blow for, um, blow.
Born A Rebel
Why to watch: Born A Rebel is a great title for a movie, suggesting a hard-charging drama that might star James Dean (no, not that one). This entry from Bluebird Films lives up to its name, providing a nostalgic narrative plucked from the 1950s to go alongside its sizzling selection of hardcore sex scenes. Things kick off in retro style as Steven St. Croix (cast against type in a nerdy role) daydreams about what it might be like if he were a leather-jacketed greaser. The first order of business would be bedding the beauty he works with at the diner, a fantasy that finds Syvette Wimberly getting pounded up against the restaurant’s counter. As St. Croix character grapples with a series of tough guys from across town, he realizes his destiny might lead him to an entirely different girl. Director Nicholas Steele offers up six sex scenes as part of the adventure, each boasting an appealing throwback vibe combined with the welcome explicitness of the best hardcore porn movies.
Also new this week: 2 On One Anal Whores Vol. 2, Teens in Trouble 6, and Kendra’s Angels.