Why to watch: If you liked Mission: Impossible, The Bourne Identity et al but thought they could all use more sex scenes, Agent 69 is the movie for you! Things get off to a rocky start with a title sequence featuring music that sounds more like the Munsters theme than it does a ’60s spy anthem. (We do rather like the Maurice Binder-esque visuals, though!) Nevertheless, the movie soon settles down into an engaging plot about a secret agent who must foil a notorious hacker. Eva Lovia, oozing charisma in the title role, handles her love scenes with all the same manual dexterity she does the firearm on the movie’s cover. The sweet and petite Elsa Jean is surprisingly effective as the villainous hacker, shining in her girl/girl scene with Honey Gold. Though shot in 2017, the movie has a throwback feel, both in its references to classic spy franchises and its “golden age of feature porn” vibe.
Why to watch: When it comes to hetero threesomes, which combination do you prefer? Boy/girl/girl? Or boy/boy/girl? Dirty Teen Threesomes splits the difference and offers up two scenes of each, meaning there’s something for everyone. This is reason enough to check out this effort from JP Foster Productions, but the movie also offers the fun bonus of visually appealing details and context surrounding each threesome. Scene one revolves around an art lesson that ends with a lot more than just splattered paint. Scene two introduces some mild sensory deprivation themes by blindfolding female performer Aon Flux, while scene three finds two men teaming up on Katty West in the kitchen. Scene four, meanwhile, changes the pace by opening with a little girl/girl action before Tori Fox and Sonya Sweet awaken a “sleeping prince” in the most passionate possible way.
Why to watch: It probably goes without saying that all the women featured in this movie are unabashed size queens, and once you hit play, you’ll see them take each glorious inch of their well-endowed partners! The oddly named (but highly enthusiastic) Triple X Luv takes massive dicks every way imaginable in scene one. She doesn’t even seem fazed when balls are literally bouncing off her face at one point during an almost gymnastic blowjob! Now that is commitment to the size-queen ethos, my friends! Scene two gives you a chance to breathe a bit with an interview segment with A-1 before she, too, submits to her dirtiest desires. Scene three opens with a brief but bizarre episode in a principal’s office followed by an intense interracial scene, complete with pigtails a-flying! Finally, scene four rounds things out with a spit-soaked blowjob and then some hardcore pounding.
Why to watch: Hearts & Minds 2 is a peculiar porn movie in a number of ways. It starts off with the title card “Based on True Events,” which may be the only time we’ve seen such a disclaimer open a porn video. Its title references a famous Lyndon Johnson quotation about the Vietnam War, and the documentary it inspired. It also takes a full 10 minutes before the sex kicks in, first establishing its storyline about an army wife waiting for her Marine husband to return home from battle in the Middle East. Unlike lighter fare such as Operation Desert Stormy, Hearts & Minds 2 essentially plays it straight, attempting to deliver a stirring to salute to our armed forces without skimping on the hardcore action you’d expect. It succeeds on both levels, and the fantasy sequence (where Cassandra Cruz masturbates while thinking about her boyfriend back home) and the ending scene (featuring Ashlynn Brooke) stand out as particularly memorable and erotic.